Excuse me Smiss.
Um, Sir? Can I get some help?
Do you watch the Ellen Degeneres show? Isn't she a lesbian?
She likes girls, right?
Have you even had long hair?
Er, can I help you set that up sir?
Hey mister! Pass the ball!
Hi five, bro.
Sorry, Dad.
Criteria: Teacher
Applicant: Positive role model.
Sexuality: Irrelevant
Gender: Should good with both
Necessary: Flawless boi walk, hard stare and soft eyes.
Mandatory: Sense of humour
Today all they wanted to talk about today was Sir's gender... sexuality... errr, hair.
Coupla boys that mistook me for a Miss earlier in the year realised I was Sir and agroed up for a while. Corridor scattered as I walked down it this morning.
Offence? None taken. Tomorrow will be back to normal.
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